Mega Mania

We really, really need a new wrestling room and I am hopeful that the winner of last night's lottery will send up a couple hundred G to make that happen. Every day, all I hear is the constant sound of balls being dribbled, balls clunking off the rim (I hear a swish a couple times a night, but that doesn't
bother me) coaches yelling "hurry, hurry" and shoes squeaking on the floor. Yes, we share the gym with the basketball teams separated by the big blue curtain. Each practice, I try to out yell Coach Bosley to make sure my boys get the proper instruction. I also have another battle. Now I am a decent looking guy, but these wrestlers would much rather peek around big blue to watch the Weimer girl sweat, or the Shaffer girls in their sports-bra, than watch me show a sit out or a high single. So the bottom line is, if you won the mega millions (or have an extra 200G laying around) send me a check and I will take care of the rest. Thanks!